Someone asked me the other day how my lawsuit against my baby is going.
Well...
I couldn't find a lawyer to represent me against my own infant and the judge laughed when I asked for appointed counsel.
I filed the intentional infliction of emotional distress claim. My baby promptly countered with a malicious prosecution suit ( some nonsense about my "duty") and informed me that I filed against an 'infant' and that she would age out of that class soon, creating unique status offense issues.
I tried to get her to settle out of court, to agree to one good night's sleep per week.
She refused.
I may have to nonsuit to preserve my claim.
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More than three decades of life experience, several Degrees and fatherhood and I still sit here blogging about fart jokes and bad movies...ahhh progress!
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