for the Candidates.
Hillary
Pro: Fewer scandals. Because a stain on a young man's trousers means nothing.
Con: Would you let your airplane pilot's wife fly the jet just because she was married to him?
Obama
Pro: All the "White" House jokes
Con: Have to give all his speeches from a bulletproof bubble, a la the Pope.
Fred
Pro: Hottest 1st Lady EVER!
Con: " Im not a real leader, but I play one on TV"
Huckabee
Pro: Chuck Norris will be the most kick ass Sec. of Defense imaginable.
Con: Instead of income tax refunds, every one gets paid in Total Gyms and copies of Missing in Action.
Mitt
Pro: Most original name for a President. Who says he's not about change.
Con: Missouri may become our Nation's capital.
McCann
Pro: He'll punch other world leaders in the nuts if they dont listen to reason.
Con: See "Pro"
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i thought i had my mind set firmly for the upcoming primary/election, but you make a strong argument for Huckabee. who would mess with us knowing chuck norris was hiding in the cabinet.... no one that's who. so much confusion, thanks for that! ha
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