R.I.P.

Paul Newman

the movie trailer voiceover guy

Haiku Dedicated to Beer

Beer, so cold so smooth
Beads of sweat roll down my glass.
Nervous? You should be.

inspired by Duck Rabbit Milk Stout

Eich Bein Ein Cowboys Fan!

What happens when you make a classic piece of cinema about the last days of Adolf Hitler and leave it lying around for idiots like you and me to play with? You get this masterful piece of film!

Ronald McDonald is a Pimp

Now, I have never been a patron of a 'lady of the evening' but I feel that it shouldn't be illegal to sell something thats legal to give away. And this is going too far.

NASHVILLE POLICE HAVE A UNIQUE WAY TO HELP WITH THE PROSTITUTION PROBLEM.Employees of McDonald's charged with aiding prostitution
Brooke Caron, 17, an employee at theMcDonald's on Franklin Road, was arrested by Metro Police last Tuesday,accused of selling a Big Mac to an undercover policewoman posing as aprostitute. Caron, a Hillsboro high schooler who works atMcDonald's after school to earn spending money, was led away in cuffswith tears running down her face.
"That lady comes through thedrive-through all the time," she said. "I thought it was weird when she said into the microphone, 'I am a prostitute and I would like a BigMac,' but people say all kinds of strange stuff. I just got her food,and then they arrested me.""It wasn't just a Big Mac; it was acombo, with fries and a Coke," noted Police Chief Ronal Serpas."Providing nutrition to prostitutes is directly abetting their illegal activities," the chief added. "Their bodies are the commodity that isbeing sold, and the food fuels the body. It's a clear legal connection."

I would think its a bigger crime to deny someone necessary sustainance based soley on lifestyle.
Hos gotta eat too.

R.I.P.

HEATH LEDGER

BRAD RENFRO

BOBBIE FISHER

wtf? stop dying, you guys.

I Don't Know Much, But...

I know this...
You shouldn't lose on your home field when your home field advantage is that its -23 degrees and the other team is freezing to death when you play in that weather all the time and the opposing team's kicker blows a gimme kick and you have the most seasoned QB in all of football and Shemp Manning's throwing hand is a block of ice and a trip to the SuperBowl is on the line.

I ain't sayin'...I'm just sayin'.

Movie Review in 10 Words or Less

Cloverfield.

Innovative, interesting. Don't expect resolution, just sequels.

Prediction for opening weekend: $55-$60 million.

NASA produces Asshole-Seeking Missle

Diet Coke + Mentos x stupidity = THIS