Post-MBEvil Week: One

Today, I woke up at 9:45. I had a great breaky. I cultivated my new moustache. I watched a lot of TV, went to Mexican for lunch and watched a movie (Chocolat...made me hungry). Read a book and worked on my tan (if you know me, you know why that's funny). Made some phone calls. Went for a walk.

The rat race is a bitch, ain't it?

Movie Review In 10 Words or Less

The Devil Wears Prada

I chuckled. Derivative. Gayest thing I've done since college.

Movie Review In 10 Words or Less

Clerks II

Funny, raunchy, touching. Not suitable for children under 25.

Treasure Trove

Google "Treasurer of state" and whatever state you live in/have lived in in the past 5-7 years.
go to the website and find your name. they have any money that was ever mailed to you that you didnt get when you moved (last checks from jobs, refunds, etc.) I found my old job owed me a check worth an undisclosed amount (over $100). my sister did too.
Get whats coming to us. Being unemployed, I need all the scratch i can find.

Name: Ozymandias Occupation: Unemployed

Wow. A friend brought this to my attention yesterday. We, that is me and my fellow Bar survivors who were not lucky enough to have dads that are lawyers or "know somebody", are going to be technically listed as "unemployed". But you know what? It feels so goddamn good!

Let' see. To Do List. Saturday July 29 -August 5th

Wake up.
Pee.
Drink water.
Watch meaningless television and/or movies.
Nap
Eat.
Eat.
Read something that has no footnotes or stare decisis importance.
Sleep.
Repeat.

I plan to squeeze bathing in there somewhere, but I chose not to include tasks that may not occur each and every day.
Well. I guess I have things "to do" apparently. Deadwood, here I come.
Deadwood qoute of the day :
"I guess if you have a pussy, even owning a bank don't get you a seat at the table"
- random whore

Movie Review In 10 Words or Less

Not a goddamn thing. Thanks, MBE.

SO, how was the Bar?

It ate my poison Tree-Fruit.
It removed my taint.
I didnt know my Raparian Rights from my Lefts.

Once my scores come in, I'm suing BarBri for unjust enrichment. Highlight THAT, you windbag! In whatever fucking color you want.

BAR Prep is Like...

a hot dog-eating contest. Thats the closest I can come to this mad-dash effort to cram myself so full of this shit before the clock runs out.
Sorry, Nathan's. I still love you.

Movie Review In 10 Words or Less

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Trades substance for adventure. Decect middle film. Take the kiddies.

The Dead Walk the Earth

This just goes to show that, no matter what the scientists at NASA say, you can still kick some ass in Depends and a toupe.

Venue

This summer is all about the Bar and movies. So if you get bored with those two topics, I suggest you Google "Loser" and find some friends.

Have said that, I know that this means the A-Team and Knight Rider are on the way. I pity the fool who cain't write an orginal script!

DVD Review In 10 Words or Less

A History of Violence

This was Oscar-worthy? Sex, violence, bad acting. Average.

Movie Review In 10 Words or Less

Superman Returns

Bigger than Life. Lex rocks! A few surprises.