Eureka!

I have noticed that bloggers don't shy away from making long posts. I have decided to publish my new diet book in its entirety here today. So here it goes:

"Introduction
I have had some significant difficulty losing weight recently. It puzzled me because I have been able to do it in the past, so long as I didn't have school to worry about. Well, three weeks went by and there was no progress. I have my excuses, but, as Dude said, thats all they are...excuses. Without them, I can get shit done. So let me share with you the eureka moment that has allowed me to get on the right track, even though I still have miles to go.

Chapter One
Eat right. Exercise More.

The End."