Monday, June 04, 2007

Movie Review in 10 Words or Less

Spiderman 3

Why is everyone crying in this film? Dont bother.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. That's a pretty harsh spidey comment. It's not that bad. It's not 1, but it's not that bad!

Anonymous said...

You obviously need to get in touch with your softer side, super heroes have feelings too!

(it's good to be) The KING said...

NoNoNo. heroes have feelings. firemen, EMTs, pimps. But SUPER heroes dont cry. Ask Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

I don't think you know what your talking about! I believe that love is a feeling, and all the super heroes have a love interest!

(it's good to be) The KING said...

there was more sap in this film than in a spring time pine tree. boohoo Sandman lost custody. wah Uncle Ben's dead for the 30th time. SniffSniff Harry's daddy didnt love him, got himself killed. Groan MJ sees Spidey kiss a girl. Tears Tears Tears MJ dumps Peter, Harry lies to Peter, Peter uses Stacy to get back at MJ so she runs off cryin', Harry dies, Sandman blows away crying, funerals, on and on. I thought Venom was gonna break into song any second. There was less blubbering in Steel Magnolias. Superhero? The only thing super here was the super absorbency of Spiderman's maxi pad.