I Am Britney's Discarded Locks

Oh the sights I have seen.
London, Tokyo, Sydney
All in a weekend
I have teased and been teased
By the best.
Blondes have more of everything.
But then...
Sweet Sweet Salon girl
Refuses to do me harm.
Mad Mad Britney
Takes matters into her own hands
I can see the headlines!
Britney Shears! Baldy Spears! Celebrity Buzzzz!
And here I lay. Discarded
My roots tell a tale.
A chemical romance
that cannot end on speaking terms.
And out the door she goes.
A little lighter. A little cooler.
And I am swept up and on eBay
Before the sun can rise.
Dyed.
Died.