Survey

Truly Original Survey

Would you do this?

1. Join the Military or the Mob?Mob. Likely has a longer survival rate with higher pay.
2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder?Nah. I'm sure the other guy had it coming.
3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?Definitely. Then use my new found wealth to buy all the copies and burn em.
4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out?Now how stupid do you think I am?
5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry?hungry.

What if...
1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose?Tails.
2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around?Consider? Sure.
3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them?Only if I had the same one.
4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it?i have a spare
5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you?Depends on who.

Yes or No1. H
ave you had cyber-sex?yes
2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner?yes
3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed?no
4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on?Ever? Yes
5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them? Are pets family??

What do you think?
1. Gay marriage is wrong?disagree
2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend? only if i hit dat and it sucks. cuz as a friend, i think i should warn him she's bad in bed, right?
3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent?Maybe after i stop throwing up!
4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy?yes
5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them?no

Finale!
1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention?no, unless if by attention you mean a 'crazy check'
2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?help, but first i go through their pockets and hide their insurance information and splash them with beer.
3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person?Isnt that how i got it in the first place? will i never learn?
4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?truth is always funnier
5. Do you think this survey was truly original?best one since the last one