Oversights

Things They Should Have Ask on the Character and Fitness Questionaire Because They Would Be Nice Things To Know

Have you ever committed a felony for which you were not charged/arrested/observed committing?
Do you consume more than 6 alcoholic beverages on a daily basis? If no, why not?
Are you currently addicted to crack/meth/sex/glue/pornography/reality TV?
Have you ever spent a significant amount of time in a rehabilitation center?
Do you know what a "Hot Carl" is? (don't Google it, trust me)
Do you have any real friends outside of the 6 losers you knew in Jr. High that you listed in Question 28?
Have you ever been asked "What the fuck is wrong with you" by a stranger ?
Do you have a collection of anything other than CDs and DVDs?
Do you wear your pants above our navel?
When was the last time you got laid?
Do you still live with your parents?
Is your dad a lawyer? Your mom?
Have you ever had a TRO (temporary restraining order) or OP (order of protection) taken out against you?
Whats a Dikfer? (answer: to pee with)

Do you think bow ties and suspenders are a good idea? Why?

I feel these are the things we need to know to weed out the weirdos. Far more relevant than my credit history or my speeding tickets. "Have you ever been more than 90 late on a payment?" Duh! I was in COLLEGE!